I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day


what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

Me: am I mean?
Friend: yes
Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to harry styles

posted 3 days ago via harrystyli with — 49,303 notes


i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture




no offense but what the fuck am i doing


imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

posted 3 days ago via guy (© nintendumb) with — 319,585 notes